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Ezy Reading: |
I could slap at these pants
Fifty times
And that waft of dust would still
Erupt forth
Caught like slow-motion starburst
In the sunbeam
Of the County Clerk’s Office
And I’ll be damned if it isn’t a furnace in here
But these dusty trousers are downright embarrassing
So we’re doing this, I guess
And heck yes, I love her
(as, with a sweet smile, she stops the cacophony
by gently drawing my hand to her side)
-We’ll deal with angry parents later
Ezy Reading is out every month.