“Hello, Welcome to the North Korean Embassy...”
There’s a pretty sizeable gash on my left knee right now, thanks to the fact I just careened rather uncontrollably on my skateboard into the back of a ’93 Nissan Maxima –my ’93 Nissan Maxima...
There are few certainties in life, so said ol' Benji Franklin...
I had just finished walking out of the movie theatre after watching I Love You, Man...
The Zen garden of life that lies before me...
Maybe it was the ten years in Los Angeles, perhaps it was the divorce or even the moon-faced cretin that we had to refer to as “The President”...