Safety is so very important, so you must make sure to have a safe word/s for every occasion. To get you started, here are some important occasions for which we may need to ponder some safe words:

Virgo – What’s your safe word for avoiding arrest?

Libra – Make sure to have a safe word for getting out of a date with a creep…

Scorpio – Have a safe word in your back pocket for when you’re about to tell your boss to "FUCK OFF!!!"

Sagittarius – What’s your safe word for getting hit on by your cousin?

Capricorn – What’s your safe word for deleting your internet browsing history?

Aquarius – Have a safe word for when you’re stuck in a glory hole.

Pisces – Have a safe word for seeing someone to whom you owe money.

Aries – Make sure to have a safe word for when three of your booty calls are in the same place at the same time.

Taurus – Have a safe word for running out of toilet paper at a public toilet.

Gemini – Make sure to have a safe word for when a sex toy gets stuck.

Cancer – Have a safe word for getting out of uncomfortable conversations.

Leo – Have a safe word for when a gambling wager includes body parts.

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