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Your Monthly Mockroscope |
Thinking of changing your career, why not try a bucket list job? This month we focus on what lies ahead if you were to step out of the box of your mundane 9-5 job...
Virgo – Attend every Frank Stallone concert in a calendar year.
Libra – Curate a coffee table book about young Robert Mugabe.
Scorpio – Bring back jumpsuits for men.
Sagittarius – Record an album of inappropriate Christmas carols.
Capricorn – Start a fake horoscope column for an online magazine.
Aquarius – Write the prequel for the movie Gymkata.
Pisces – Create a business that turns recycled one-socks into physiotherapy tools for the elderly.
Aries – Catalogue the catcalls in your state and/or province.
Taurus – Run a convention for people named Sherlock.
Gemini – Invent a new religion that has four founding principles, the first being acceptance of all other religions.
Cancer – You’ve heard of cat cafes, create an ibis cafe.
Leo – Start a warzone tourism company. It's an unendoing list of new travel hotsopts.
Lazy Eye is out every month...