Your Monthly Mockroscope

Lazy Eye

 

Thinking of changing your career, why not try a bucket list job? This month we focus on what lies ahead if you were to step out of the box of your mundane 9-5 job...

 

Virgo – Attend every Frank Stallone concert in a calendar year.

Libra – Curate a coffee table book about young Robert Mugabe.

Scorpio – Bring back jumpsuits for men.

Sagittarius – Record an album of inappropriate Christmas carols.

Capricorn – Start a fake horoscope column for an online magazine.

Aquarius – Write the prequel for the movie Gymkata.

Pisces – Create a business that turns recycled one-socks into physiotherapy tools for the elderly.

Aries – Catalogue the catcalls in your state and/or province.

Taurus – Run a convention for people named Sherlock.

Gemini – Invent a new religion that has four founding principles, the first being acceptance of all other religions.

Cancer – You’ve heard of cat cafes, create an ibis cafe.

Leo – Start a warzone tourism company. It's an unendoing list of new travel hotsopts.

 

Lazy Eye is out every month...

 

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