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Your Monthly Mockroscope |
It’s not too often in life we notice the little things. This month let’s celebrate life’s Kodak moments in true style, with backup dancers. Here’s a list of moments that merit the inclusion of backup dancers in any celebration...
When morning sex is your excuse for being late for work.
When you find parking right out front.
When you stop short just before stepping in dog shit.
When someone else gets blamed for your flatulence.
When you drive behind a rushing ambulance during peak hour.
When you booze all night and wakeup without a hangover.
When your drive-through order is correct.
When your partner doesn’t have a headache.
When the toilet seat is down.
When you avoid a parking ticket just as the inspector turns the corner.
When your thirst trap works.
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