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(Jun 2022) Your Monthly Mockroscope |
It’s not too often in life we notice the little things. This month, we celebrate life’s 'backup dancer' version of Kodak moments. Here’s a list to get you started...
When you buy a jacket for 50% off the marked down price.
When you're successfully (and against all odds) batting WELL out of your league.
When you find a parking spot right out front.
When you stop just short of dog shit.
When someone else gets blamed for your flatulence.
When you drive behind a rushing ambulance during peak hour.
When you booze all night and wake up without a hangover.
When your drive-through order is prepared correctly.
When your partner doesn’t have a headache.
When the toilet seat is down.
When you avoid a parking ticket right within site of an approaching inspector.
When your thirst trap works.
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