Gemini- No need to harp on about 2021, let’s just wrap it up.
Cancer- Humans have 2 ears and 1 mouth, 2:1. Have you been using these senses as nature intended?
Leo- Is minimalism about being present or about being cheap and not buying presents?
Virgo- Are you defined by what you do or what you show you do on social media?
Libra- Don’t freak out I can tell your future, not all your mistakes are behind you.
Scorpio- Used wisely, a gift of novelty toilet paper can send a subtle message to someone who’s truly been shitting you.

Sagittarius- Does social media manicure the image your life or do you keep it real?
Capricorn- Need a little help with reflecting, find a reverse camera for your life.
Aquarius- Don’t be disappointed if you’re always waiting for patience.
Pisces- It’s not my business, but I’d say don’t swipe right if they look like a relative.
Aries- How would you live if all your actions played out as the sentiments in your eulogy?
Taurus- A wise woman once said, “The chili of today is the burning ass of tomorrow.”

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