Gemini – “Workin 9 to 5 what a way to make a livin”. If this is you maybe you need to check yourself and figure out if you’re just clocking-in?

Cancer – If you poured yourself a cup of ambition would you use a keeper cup?

Leo – “9 to 5, for service and devotion”, sounds more like a by-line for a mechanic than a message to the white-collar labour force.

Virgo – If work, “...uses your mind and never gives you credit.” Start saying dumb shit like, “dreaming in colour means you’ve eaten too much food colouring”, or “Navy Seals once trained real seals to be like bomb detection dogs.” See who takes the credit now?

Libra – In the chess game of life, does working 9 to 5 not give you enough time to plan two steps ahead? If not take charge like a Queen and only work from 9:30 to, like, 2:45…

Scorpio – Looking to crack it into the music biz? Remix Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5, but this time include shift workers and individual bargaining agreements.

Sagittarius – Science knows our brains are at their optimal at around 11am. If you listen to Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 at around 11am, you’ll find a hidden messages.

Capricorn – If work is just “waitin’ for the day for your ship to come in” you’re bound to get seasick. Drink ginger tea, it’ll help ease the nausea of any shitty job.

Aquarius – Apparently, Dolly Parton wanted to write two more verses for her 1980 hit, ‘9 to 5’, but the Union told her she couldn’t because it would encourage unpaid overtime and could spark a second industrial revolution. Thus resulting in billions of people working in draconian mundane jobs only serving to perpetuate the profits and control of the super wealthy minority while musical artists try to relay messages about the shackles of capitalism but fail as their message is conveyed via pop music which, unbeknownst to most, subconsciously serves as a method of distraction from the truth.

Pisces – “Want to move ahead but the boss won’t seem to let me.” If this is you, get into the fast lane of your career. Spread a rumour that your boss drunk drives to work.

Aries – If work makes you feel like, “You spend your life puttin’ money in his wallet.” Forget that and offer foreign coins.

Taurus – Believe it or not but Dolly Parton was able span racial divides. If you watch 9 to 5 you’ll see she was the only white woman in the movie to pull off a white Afro.