In today’s world we are seeing a growing number of social issues and a greater awareness of global issues partnered with the ability to voice one's opinion with ease. With that comes reflection on some of our societal foundations, and those pillars that have played a vital role in the growth of society. This month’s Mockroscope is tailored to one of societies foundation: fashion. Here now we pffer some fashion advice for the coming season.

Gemini- Do you dress to hide your money or dress to look like money?
Cancer- Suck it up: style not comfort.
Leo- Everything in slow motion looks sexier.
Virgo- Want to be taken more seriously? Get a crew cut.
Libra- Neat casual is the Volvo of fashion, what are you driving?
Scorpio- Does your perfume arrive before you do? It shouldn’t.

Sagittarius- Fashion is the window to the soul, open the curtains.
Capricorn- Feeling a little down? Wear the confidence of a fresh haircut.
Aquarius- If fashion leads to arthritis, it’s worth it.
Pisces- Do you ever feel you’re too glamours for your work, ask a co-worker and see what they say.
Aries- Carry the rebellion of a mohawk.
Taurus- Show a little more flesh and wear a little more mesh.

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