With the world in lockdown and social isolation, cabin fever is more than ever rampant today. This month's Mockroscope twists some well know proverbs to offer advice and a voice to the kinkier side of isolation.

Gemini- Spank me once shame on you. Spank me twice, mmmm...

Cancer- A picture tells a thousand words, but a video is more incriminating.

Leo- Actions speak louder than sexting.

Virgo- Good things come those who like to be teased.

Libray- If it ain’t broke, spank harder.

Scorpio- Many hands make you moan in delight.

Sagittarius- Once bitten, twice- you’re probably kinkier than the next person.

Capricorn- People in glass houses shouldn’t throw swinger parties.

Aquarius- Never bite the hand that feeds you. Pinch their nipples instead.

Pisces- Clothes don’t make the man, it’s the leashes and masks that do.

Aries- If you play with fire, you’re definitely next level freaky.

Taurus- It’s not over until you run out of tissues.

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