Aquarius – In the first RoboCop movie the police of Old Detroit protested because they were scared a robot would take human jobs. Does that make RoboCop a modern day adaptation of the Communist Manifesto? This month, write a sci-fi / action script adaptation of your favourite social movement.

Pisces – If you don’t understand the little things, you won’t see the big picture. Start looking at the big picture and find out if toilet paper was designed to roll in or out?

Aries – Commission a painting of your very own Last Supper. My painting would include Imelda Marcos, Richard Pryor, RuPaul, Pablo Escobar, Colonel Sanders, Gabriela Sabatini, The Junkyard Dog, Soleil Moon Frye, Christopher Skase, Lil Kim, Sergey Bubka, and Rick James. Write back and tell me how you go.

Taurus – Three of the four major world tennis championships are called “opens.” Does that make Wimbledon haughty or the other events easy?

Gemini – “Georgie Porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls and made them cry.” In today's society, Georgie would be considered a sex offender. Seems nursery rhymes can cover up grubby behaviour. The month write a nursery rhyme for a socially unacceptable act you’ve performed.

Cancer – To those medical students out there thinking of confirming your expertise, remember that shoulders can be a broad thing to be an expert on.

Leo – Habituation is the act of doing an action so repetitively that you become uncensored to its effects. To the Leos out there: are you wearing underpants right now?

Virgo – Free speech comes at a cost. How much are you willing to pay?

Libra – Ensuring your animals are well looked after and housed safely is responsible and common sense. This month help the Baha Men find out who let the dogs out. It’s been over 15 years and we still haven’t heard what happened.

Scorpio – This month you need to stand out from the crowd. Travel somewhere that you wouldn't normally go. Remember, even the humble watermelon is exotic in Lapland.

Sagittarius – Earth is in the ‘Goldilocks zone’ (aka the ‘circumstellar habitable zone’ for our nerd friends), where conditions are just right to create life. Spend more time in your own Goldilocks  zone and see what you create.

Capricorn –Being considerate doesn't mean thinking about others, it's understanding that there are different points of view. Remember this next time you consume content from Donald Trump.