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Three Poems |
Moses Smash Repair: Jesus Lube and Service
I’m booked for my hundred year service
To be green and pink-slipped,
re-registered for eternity.
But I have little urge
for liturgies. My front end
needs re-aligning
and my ball-joints
need greasing, my bearings
are wearing
my chassis is not classy
and I have become a carcass.
My outer duco is fading away
my headlamps dim
my indicators fail
my VIN has gone to Vinnies
and basically I have done my dash.
My odometer is stuck three times round the clock
and my spark plugs lack δυνάμις.
However I have one spare tyre
that Grishkin gave me years ago
and I hold to its promise of pneumatic bliss.
DEAR FLANNERY
Dear Flannery,
you’ve been dead since 1964
so I don’t know where you are. But
if you have on your resurrected body
you’ll be free from Lupus. I
thought about you last evening on the main drive
when an agile figure ran by.
I smelled essence of lemons
as if someone drew it from the air
and distilled it in passing. For some reason
it made me think of you. I hope we meet.
Your late reader and fan.
The Road
Out running I ran into the God.
A portal black with no depth.
It was a gap in the visual field
A Billboard no more signed than shadow
I ran though it
and though without depth
the further I went
the more it persisted.
An ambulance came and took
my body away
I was not there