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Ode To The Green Card Soldiers |
E-RAK, I-RAK,
All around the Big White Shack!
Frat boy George, drinking his beer,
All you soldiers better cheer.
Glad you’re back,
Hiroshima Jack!
Ready to go,
Nagasaki Joe?
Slopes abound,
They’re all around.
Bombs away,
Make ‘em pay!
My Lai days,
Lt. Calley gets a raise.
Gooks in huts?
Kick their butts!
Women and kids,
Put ‘em on the skids.
Way down below,
To see Rev. Jerry’s show.
Gonzalo the Torturer, go, man, go!
Chop a finger, chop a toe!
Special-ed delight,
Private Lindy struts her might.
From Dixie full-blown,
Now Abu Ghraib’s my home.
Here comes Perle, generals say “Oi vey!”
We gotta’ make them towel heads pay.
There goes Wolfowitz,
Fat Swiss bank accounts, bouncy tits.
Green card soldier,
Always bolder.
Guantanamo’s your home,
No need to roam.
Walter Reed’s waiting for you,
Cockroach, rat –and Karl Rove too.
Condi, Condi, where ya’ been?
On the woodpile with the frat boy, doin’ sin.
Hajji juice is our delight,
Kick down doors, give ‘em a fight.
Haditha and Falluja too,
We’re the frat boys’ democracy crew!
Rumsfeld –Rummy- upset tummy,
Shit and awe, anus is raw.
Oil profiteer Cheney,
His thieving is real bravery.
Dicky told me, Iran’s somewhere,
Lots of oil, they better beware!
E-RAK, I-RAK,
All around the Big White Shack!