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Halloween Frights From The Cud: |
Daylight had faded long ago
While many a pint distracted me
But with hours passed I caught sight of the clock
And hastily bid my bartender farewell
It was a new town
And though now acquainted with local ales
I knew not my way home
Undeterred, I wandered off into the night
New England starts to chill in October
I wrenched up my coat collar and braced myself
As in each turn through a maze of cobblestone streets
I met another biting breeze
The old gas lampposts cut through the gloom
Guiding me along
Though it soon became clear, illuminated or not-
I was lost
Each alleyway looked identical to the last
And in these empty, barren streets
An eerie silence took hold
As if I now wandered a ghost town
It was then I heard the voice
That would haunt me for years
An indiscernible low, guttural grumble
Incoherent and ominous
Ahead, down yet another dark laneway
The fog grew thicker
Quickening my pace
I turned back around
Yet again- that voice
That demonic growl
Called after me from nowhere in particular
Slicing me apart with fear
I felt eyes watching me
From within the decrepit ancient buildings
From behind curtains and shuttered windows
Watching, as an invisible menace closed in
With that, there came an animal roar
And a sudden rush of force at my back
That sent me reeling
Tumbling to the pavement
Even as my heart broke into drumroll
Even as I feared what I might see
I looked up-
To find streets that remained as empty as before
The insidious invader began to spin around me
A spectral twister
Dancing on frigid winds
Wholly evil in presence
Without hesitation, I ran
Sprinting as fast and as far as my legs could carry me
Bolting through that nest of twists and turns
Blindly in pursuit of a way out
For a time I could feel it
Keeping pace at my heels
Its acrid breaths rasping at the back of my neck
Toying with me
Then suddenly-
I burst forth from the labyrinth
Into an open town square
Bustling with people, full of life and light
It was over
Dropping to my knees, I fought to regain my breath
And apprehensively glanced back to the darkness I had just fled
When I thought I heard it calling after me
What haunted me that night I know not
But it was no hallucination brought on from alcohol
No overactive imagination
No mere myth
Years on I still can hear that deathly tone,
Of a voice hailing from hell itself
My angel of death who sought me out and missed a chance-
And that I fear may one day come again