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Lazy Eye

 

Hey! Here’s some modern philosophy to start 2023.

 

Vegans! You’re just being difficult dinner guests. 

Is a “life hack” a new way of saying 'getting shit done'?

If someone has an upset stomach, should you be provided a proximity warning after they use the toilet?

What is 'woke'? Is it just being respectful or are you getting the tense wrong?

What do you mean you're special? Aren’t we all individuals living in a collective?

Is civil disobedience a legitimate political stance?

Don’t worry about green consumption, just wash a bottle and use it again!

Would you change your interactions with someone in the now if you were to live as to your sentiments in their eulogy?

In a unisex toilet what is the lesser of two evils common courtesy: seat up, someone falls in, seat down someone sits in pee?

Is catfishing the only acceptable type of fishing for vegans?

Are your goals on the incline or decline side of hard work?

Does phone-tag count as exercise?

 

Lazy Eye is featured in The Cud every month. Follow him on instagram HERE

 

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